120+ Halloween Dad Jokes

Over 100 Halloween Jokes For Kids! The best Halloween Dad jokes that are cornier than candy corn!

These Halloween Dad jokes are perfect for sharing with friends and family or as part of a Halloween party or classroom activity.

Whether your child loves ghosts, witches, or vampires, there’s a joke in this collection that’s sure to make them smile.  Now let's get started with these Halloween jokes!

Over 100 Halloween Jokes for kids! 1. What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice Scream! 2. Why did the skeleton leave the Halloween party? Because he had no body to dance with!

3. Why don't ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits! 4. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!

Check out the full list of over 120 funny Halloween Dad Jokes For Kids!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo, who? Don’t cry, it’s only a joke! Knock, knock! Who's there? Witch! Witch who? Witch way to the candy?

These are the best Halloween jokes for kids and are perfect for kids of all ages. They're not scary, but they still capture the spooky spirit of the holiday. See the full list of over 120 jokes for Halloween.