Laugh your way through the cold weather with these fun winter jokes for kids about everything from snowman jokes to penguin puns!
Let these cold jokes and winter humor make the darkest season more enjoyable!
As the temperature drops and winter draws near, it’s time to break out the winter jokes!
Whether you’re looking for a bit of fun on a cold Winter day or need some levity during this trying year, these 101 winter puns, riddles, and jokes will tickle your funny bone.
We’ve got something here for everyone, from snow puns to winter holiday jokes.
So set aside all adult responsibilities for a few moments and get ready to laugh with the kids as we embark on this wintry comedy journey!
101 Cold Weather Jokes & Winter Humor
Here are some fun winter jokes to keep you laughing this snowy season!
- Why do polar bears like having their pictures taken?
A: Because they love Polaroids!
- What type of tree fits in a snowman’s hand?
A: A palm tree!
- Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”?
A: Because frost bites!
- What did the snowman say when he saw a fun-loving snowflake?
A: “Hey, flakey!”
- Why did Santa get stuck in the chimney?
A: Because he was too jolly!
- What do you call an old snowman?
A: Warm water!
- Why did the polar bear cancel his trip to Hawaii?
A: He heard it was too chill there!
- How does a polar bear keep warm during winter?
A: It wears an ice coat!
- What kind of lights do snowmen use for Christmas decorations?
A: Frosted bulbs!
- What did the snowman ask the carrot in his hand?
A: “Do I “nose” you?”
Keep going for 91 more fun winter puns and jokes!
You might even think of a few new ones along the way.
January Jokes For Kids
- How do snowmen travel around town?
A: By icicle!
- Why didn’t the snowman go to the party?
A: He was feeling a bit meh-lting.
- What did the glaciers say when they saw each other after summer vacation?
A: “Ice to see you!”
- Why did Santa take a break from skiing?
A: He needed a powder break!
- Why did the snowman turn yellow?
A: Ask the dog!
- Which type of cake do snowmen prefer?
A: Little Debbie Sno-ball cakes!
- What do you call a snowman on rollerskates?
A: “A snowmobile!”
- What was the snowman’s favorite song?
A: “Freeze it Up” by Coldplay!
- Why don’t you ever see polar bears playing baseball?
A: Because they’re afraid of getting hit by a snowball!
- What did the snowman say when it saw a snowball coming?
A: “Oh, no! Snow we go again!”
How fun!
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Cold Jokes
- What did the snowman say after a long day of fun?
A: “Time to hit the slushies!”
- How does a snowman build his house?
A: “He igloos it together!”
- Why did the polar bear keep a ukelele in the freezer?
A: Because he loves cool music!
- What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
A: LOST!
- Why don’t penguins like ice cream sundaes?
A: Because they’re too cool for them!
- What did one snowflake say to the other as they were falling?
A: “It’s snow fun!”
- What did the glacier say when it saw a family of polar bears walking by?
A: “What a cool scene!”
- Why can’t you trust snowmen?
A: Because they’re always in a flurry!
- How do snowflakes get around town?
A: With snow-blowers.
- What did the snowman say when asked if he wanted to play in the snowball fight?
A: “I’m game!”
Keep going for 71 more fun winter jokes and more fun ahead!
Brace yourselves as the winter humor continues to bring us fun and laughter.
Winter Humor
- What did the snowman say when it saw a snowblower coming?
A: “Oh no, I’m going for a spin!”
- What did the Eskimo say when asked why he only had one sled?
A: “It’s all I needed to make mysleigh!”
- Why don’t penguins like hot chocolate?
A: Because they think it’s too cold to drink!
- Why did Santa go skiing this year?
A: He wanted to take a slide down memory lane!
- Why was the snowball so ashamed of itself?
A: Because it was melting in the sun!
- What did one snowman say to the other while skiing down a hill?
A: “Let’s get our chill on!”
- What is penguins’ favorite flavor of ice cream?
A: Fish flavored!
- Why did Santa cancel his vacation to the beach?
A: He just wanted to “chill” at the North Pole!
- How do you know if someone is a great ice-skater?
A: They always have “ice” scores!
- What did the snowman order at the restaurant?
A: A glass of ice water!
The fun is just beginning with these cold weather jokes!
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January Jokes
- What did the snowman say when he saw a bunch of snowflakes?
A: “I’m in a blizzard of fun!”
- Why don’t penguins eat ice cream cones?
A: Because they get brain freeze!
- What do you call an excited snowman?
A: A jolly ol’ soul!
- Why was the snowman so worried about going out at night?
A: He was afraid he might melt under the moonlight!
- Why don’t polar bears like the snow?
A: Because it’s too cold for them!
- What did one snowball say to the other as they rolled down a hill?
A: “Know your roll”
- What did the snowflake say when it saw a family of penguins walking by?
A: “Do The Snowflake Waddle”
- How do you know if someone makes great snow angels?
A: They have long arms!
- What did one snowman say to the other when asked about his day?
A: “It was totally chill!”
- What is a polar bear’s favorite ice cream?
A: Rocky Road!
You’re halfway through!
Keep on for 50 more fun winter jokes!
Cold Weather Jokes
- Why did the snowman take a day off from work?
A: He was feeling a little frosty!
- What do snowmen like to eat?
A: Icebergers, of course!
- Why don’t penguins go sledding?
A: Because it’s too slippery for them!
- How do you know if someone is a great snowboarder?
A: They take it “ice” and easy!
- What did one snowball say to the other as they rolled down a hill?
A: “I feel the need, the need for SPEED!”
- What did the snowman say when asked to go on vacation?
A: “I’m willing to take a chill!”
- Why don’t polar bears like going out in the sun?
A: Because they are so pale, they will get sunburned.
- Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In the snowbank!
- What did one snowman say to the other when asked what he thought of his new car?
A: “It is a cool ride!”
- What happened when Jack Frost nipped Santa Claus’ nose?
A: Santa let out a loud ‘Ho Ho HOW”
Continue to have fun and enjoy even more fun winter jokes as the season continues!
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Jokes About Winter
- What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes!
- What are polar bear’s favorite food?
A: Brrrrr-ritos!
- How did the snowman learn to dance so well?
A: He took some chill steps!
- What did the snowman say when he saw a group of snowflakes?
A: “Hey, little ones!”
- Why don’t penguins like playing Monopoly?
A: Because it’s too cold, and they can’t feel their toes!
- What do snowmen always order at the restaurant?
A: A glass of ice water and two scoops of a snow cone!
- What do you call the slowest skier?
A: A Slope-Poke!
- What is a snowman’s favorite food?
A: Rolls!
- How do snowmen use social media?
A: They use the “Winternet”
These fun winter jokes are hilarious, aren’t they?!!
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Funny Jokes Winter Jokes
- What do snowmen call their Dads?
A: Pop-sicle!
- Why did the snowman not mind melting?
A: Because he didn’t “carrot” at all.
- What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Wow, you look totally frost-tastic today my friend!
- What did the snowman say after he was caught in the rain?
A: Oh no, I’m melting!
- Why don’t penguins like playing hockey?
A: Because they’re afraid of being “iced”!
- Where do polar bears go for fun in the wintertime?
A: To an ice capades show!
- What did one snowball say to the other after being chased by a pack of wolves during a blizzard?
A: That was close. Let’s find somewhere safe to chill out!
- Why do snowmen wear hats?
A: So they don’t get frosty heads!
- How did the snowman stay in shape during winter?
A: He went on a chill run every morning!
- Why don’t polar bears go sledding?
A: Because it’s too slippery for them!
Hilarious fun winter jokes continue.
Let’s keep it going with more fun and laughs!! Enjoy!
Snowman Jokes
- What did the snowman say when asked if he wanted hot tea?
A: “Snow-Way-Man!”
- How does a snowman ensure he never gets lost in the woods during a blizzard?
A: He always leaves a trail of carrots to follow!
- How do snowmen stay cool during the summer?
A: They wear their winter jackets backwards!
- Why did Santa’s helpers get cold feet?
A: Because they were standing on the icy roof all night!
- What did the snowman say when asked if he was cold?
A: I’m doing my best to chill out!
- What did one snowflake say to another while skiing down a hill?
A: This is a powderful experience!
- Why do snowmen like going to school?
A: They love “Snow & Tell”
- Why did the snowman need some new clothes?
A: He was starting to look a bit threadbare!
- Why did the snowman have to get braces on his teeth?
A: He had frostbite.
- What kind of jokes do penguins like to tell on cold winter days?
A: Icebreakers!
Enjoying these fun winter jokes?
Here are ten more for you!
Winter Riddles and Jokes
- What did the snowman say when he saw the thermometer dropping?
A: It’s time to bundle up and get colder!
- What do you call a dog that likes to play in the snow?
A: A chili dog!
- What did the snowman exclaim when his mittens got wet in the snow?
A: Oh no, now my hands are frozen stiff!
- Where do polar bears like to go on vacation in the wintertime?
A: To the Arctic Circle!
- What did one snowball say to the other while they were making their way through a chilly forest?
A: Let’s take a break, I’m starting to feel frosty!
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted flakes!
- What do snowmen call their kids?
A: Chill-dren.
- How do polar bears stay warm?
A: With blankets of snow!
- Where do penguins like to go on warm days during the wintertime?
A: To relax in an igloo with some cool air conditioning on!
100. How do snowballs stay warm during cold weather without wearing clothes or jackets?
A: They stack on top of one another!
101. What is the skier’s favorite drink?
A: Mountain Dew
Whew, that’s it for now but don’t worry – more fun winter jokes are coming your way soon!
Enjoy and keep laughing till your sides hurt!!
101 Winter Funny Snowman Jokes To Make You Smile This Winter Season
We hope you enjoyed our 101 winter jokes and that they made you smile this cold season!
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Do you have any favorite winter jokes that always make you laugh?
Share them with us in the comments below so we can all enjoy a few extra laughs this winter!
Brin
Thursday 16th of February 2023
These are so cute. My kids loved them!! Thank you for all the great content!