101 funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes for kids to be Dublin over with laughter!
Shamrock and roll with the laughter with these funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes for kids!
We have a pot of gold overflowing with 101 dad jokes that your little leprechauns will laugh and beam from ear to ear.
From silly knock-knock jokes to witty one-liners, and from funny riddles to belly-laugh-inducing puns, this collection of St. Patrick’s Day jokes is sure to add a little more good luck and giggles to your celebration.
Wear your best green attire, sip on a shamrock shake, and get ready to laugh out loud at these leprechaun, rainbow, and all things Irish jokes.
Whether you are Irish or not, these jokes will make you feel like you’ve found the end of the rainbow and discovered the best treasure of all: laughter!
So, let us begin with this green-tastic list of 101 funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes for children that will even make the grumpiest leprechaun smile.
101 Funny St Patrick’s Day Jokes For Kids
Let’s get this party started with a wee bit of fun with hilarious leprechaun jokes!
Leprechaun Jokes
1. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?
Lucky Charms, of course!
2. Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day? Because they’re always wearing green!
What kind of bow can’t be tied? A rainbow!
3. What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck!
4. What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls?
Rick O’Shea!
5. Why do leprechauns love to garden?
They have green thumbs!
6. What do you call a big Irish spider?
Paddy long legs!
7. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He’s Dublin over with laughter!
8. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn’t afford plane tickets for all of them!
9. Why do leprechauns dislike jogging?
They prefer the Irish jig to jog.
10. How long have leprechauns been around?
They are so ancient that they can recall when rainbows were in black and white.
11. How does a leprechaun say goodbye?
They say, “Irish you well.”
12. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
Because the light was green!
13. What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
Sham-rock-and-roll!
14. What is a leprechaun’s favorite dessert?
A shamrock shake with chocolate gold coins.
15. Why are leprechauns so good at baseball?
Because they make excellent “short-stops.”
16. Why shouldn’t you ever make a leprechaun mad?
Because they tend to be quite “short-tempered.”
17. What did the baby leprechaun find at the end of the rainbow?
A potty gold.
18. Why do leprechauns prefer dollars over coins?
They like “green” bills!
19. What is a leprechaun’s favorite social media app?
Insta-Sham!
20. What do leprechauns say when they finish playing their favorite video game?
Game-clover!
21. How can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke?
He’s Dublin over with laughter!
22. Who catches the Lepre-cons?
The under-clover cops!
23. Why are leprechauns so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
24. What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation?
A lot of small talk.
25. What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation home on St Patrick’s Day?
A lepre-condo.
26. What do you call a leprechaun who’s always causing trouble?
A lepre-con artist!
27. Why did the leprechaun go to school?
To learn his ABCG’s (Always Be Counting Gold)!
28. Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
To get to the other pot of gold!
29. Why did the leprechaun refuse to share his lunch?
Because he was a wee bit selfish!
30. What do you call a leprechaun who’s really good at soccer?
A goal-d digger!
St Patrick’s Day Knock-Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Warren.
Warren who?
Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?
3. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.Lettuce who?
Lettuce celebrate St. Patrick’s Day!
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida like to find a pot of gold this St. Patrick’s Day!
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Shamrock.
Shamrock who?
Shamrock and roll all night long on St. Patrick’s Day!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Clover.
Clover who?
Clover here and give me a kiss, it’s St. Patrick’s Day!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don’t be putting down the Irish now!
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boy.
Boy who?
Boy, do I love St. Paddy’s Day!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Clover.
Clover who?
Clover here and I’ll tell you.
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Potty.
Potty who?
Potty gold at the end of the rainbow.
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Saint.
Saint who?
Saint no time for questions, open the door!
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish, I could find a four-leaf clover.
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ireland.
Ireland who?
Ire land you in timeout, so be nice!
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ireland.
Ireland who?
Ire land you money if you promise to pay me back.
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Erin.
Erin who?
Erin as fast as I could but couldn’t catch the leprechaun.
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce celebrate St. Patrick’s Day!
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Short Irish Jokes
1. What’s long and green and only shows up once a year?
The St. Patrick’s Day parade.
2. What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
Top O’ the mooooaning to you!
3. Where do you always find gold?
In the dictionary.
4. What’s an ideal breakfast on St. Paddy’s Day?
Green eggs and ham.
5. How can you identify a potato that isn’t Irish?
It’s likely a French fry.
6. Why do we wear shamrocks during St. Patrick’s Day celebrations?
Because real rocks are simply too heavy to carry.
7. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite breed of dog?
An Irish setter.
8. What do leprechauns shout before a race?
“Ready, set, GOLD!”
9. What is an Irishman’s favorite movie?
The Green Lantern.
10. What’s Green, Loud, and Only Happens Once a Year?
The St. Patrick’s Day parade.
11. What do you wish someone participating in a St. Patrick’s Day marathon?
Irish you luck!
12. Why Do Leprechauns cook with pots of gold?
They like their food to be magically delicious!
13. Why do frogs love St. Patrick’s Day?
Everyone is green like them!
14. What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow.
15. How is a true friend like a four-leaf clover?
Both are hard to find.
16. What instrument does someone who loves to show off play on St. Patrick’s Day?
Brag-pipes.
17. What is the difference between being smart and being lucky?
One is about the clever, and the other is all about the clover.
18. Why did the Irish drive snakes out of Ireland?
It was too far to walk them out.
19. What is the best thing to eat with soft drinks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Soda bread, of course!
20. What do you find at the end of the rainbow in Texas?
A pot of chili!
21. What did the pirate say on St. Patrick’s Day?
“Stop pinching me, I’m Ahr-rish.”
22. What is green and sits on your back porch?
A Paddy-O-Lantern!
23. Why did the leprechaun wear green sunglasses?
To hide from the paparazzi… he was a famous sham-rock star!
24. Why did the leprechaun go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling a little green!
25. Why do leprechauns love to play hide-and-seek?
Because they’re always hiding their gold!
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St. Patrick’s Day One Liners
1. I’m so Irish, I bleed green!
2. Irish people would stop with the stereotypes… we’re not all lucky!
3. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day… now let’s get our jig on!
4. I may not be Irish, but I sure know how to celebrate like one!
5. I’m not just wearing green today, I’m living green!
6. Green is the new black… at least on St. Patrick’s Day!
7. I’m so green with envy, I could be a leprechaun!
8. I’m not just green on the outside, I’m green on the inside too… must be all the veggies!
9. Green is my favorite color… said no one ever until St. Patrick’s Day!
10. I asked a leprechaun for his pot of gold, but he said he invested it all in Bitcoin!
11. What does an Irishman get after eating a load of Italian food? Gaelic breath that could knock out a leprechaun!
12. How come you can never borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short!
13. What’s Irish and sits outside all day and night? Patty O’Furniture!
14. What do you call a fake Irish stone that grants wishes? A sham-rock that’ll make all your dreams come true… if you’re gullible enough to believe it!
15. Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe? Its population is always Dublin!
16. I’m not saying I’m a leprechaun, but I do know how to find the end of the rainbow!
17. I once saw a leprechaun… he was disguised as a garden gnome!
18. Never iron a four-leaf clover. You don’t want to press your luck & ruin your chances of finding a pot of gold!
19. Why are there only a handful of Irish celebrities? Because the rest of them are too busy chasing leprechauns and their pots of gold!
20. What do you call a huge Irish spider that’s also a DJ? A Paddy-long-legs spinning some sham-rock tunes!
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Easy St. Patrick’s Day Riddles
1. I’m not a shamrock, but I’m often seen as green.
I’m not a leprechaun, but I’m known for my sheen.
What am I?
Answer: A four-leaf clover
2. I’m the color of money and the shade of spring.
I’m associated with luck and the Irish king.
What am I?
Answer: Green
3. I’m a tiny man with a mischievous grin.
I hide my gold where no one has been.
Who am I?
Answer: A leprechaun
4. I’m a symbol of Ireland, both proud and true.
I’m not a flag, but I have colors too.
What am I?
Answer: The Irish harp
5. I’m a tasty meal that the Irish adore.
I’m made with cabbage, meat, and more.
What am I?
Answer: Corned beef and cabbage
6. I’m a type of music that’s lively and quick.
I’m often played on a fiddle or a tin whistle stick.
What am I?
Answer: Irish jig
7. I’m a holiday that’s celebrated with green.
I honor a saint who’s rarely seen.
What am I?
Answer: St. Patrick’s Day
8. I’m a precious metal that’s shiny and bright.
I’m often found at the end of a rainbow’s light.
What am I?
Answer: A pot of gold
9. I’m a three-leafed plant that’s considered lucky.
I’m often worn on St. Patrick’s Day, not just by the plucky.
What am I?
Answer: A shamrock
10. I’m a shape that’s curved, with colors galore.
I appear in the sky after a rainstorm’s pour.
I’m a symbol of hope and a sign of good things.
What am I?
Answer: A rainbow
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That’s all the funny St. Patrick’s Day jokes we’ve got for you today!
We hope you have a Happy St. Patrick’s Day with these Irish jokes and funny quips about leprechauns, pots of gold, and the end of the rainbow!
I hope they have brought a smile to your face and put a little extra green in your March 17th holiday.
So, save these jokes for later, pass them along to your friends and family, and may the luck of the Irish be with you forever!
Until next time, keep laughing and have a shamrockin’ good St. Patrick’s Day!
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